Petition to Make ‘Taxidermy Toss’ an Olympic Sport Suffers 9th Straight Rejection

“I don’t know if you can tell by looking at me, but I’m realll used to rejection,” said Tripping Falls resident Kyle Leach. Leach is also the head of the Tripping Falls Olympic Committee. “Still, this hurts.” Leach goes on to mention that “Tug-of-war, live pigeon shooting — even SOLO synchronized swimming — were Olympic […]