Town ‘Hero’ Gives Up Russian Vodka in Support of Ukraine, Now Drinks Bourbon While Being a Piece of Sh*t
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“I just couldn’t stand by anymore and do nothing,” said unemployed town resident Piper Newman. “Here we are as Americans in Tripping Falls, comfortable in our fishing tents, living the dream life, while over in Asia [sic] people are being terrorized by a dictator.” “I’m not unemployed,” Newman said. “I’m just becoming more of a […]