Stoning Date Set for Man Who Said ‘You Too’ to Waiter’s ‘Enjoy Your Meal’

In response to a move that’s being called “the worst gaffe in town history” by residents of Tripping Falls, a date has been set by the Town council for the stoning of Eugene Dithers. Nothing Innocent About This Mistake At a recent night out at the Yeti’s Spaghetti, Dithers was served the restaurant’s classic dish, […]