Taxidermied Groundhog Predicts Six More Weeks of Inescapable Tourist Hellscape

The groundhog sure predicted something today, but it wasn’t just six weeks of winter, unfortunately for the residents of Tripping Falls. The Annual Tradition Sure, Punxsutawney Phil is great and all, but each year at our Taxidermy Toss, the first-place-winning taxidermied gopher earns immortality by offering up its predictions for Tripping Falls. So what did […]
