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Taxidermied Groundhog Predicts Six More Weeks of Inescapable Tourist Hellscape
The groundhog sure predicted something today, but it wasn’t just six weeks of winter, unfortunately for the residents of Tripping Falls. The Annual Tradition Sure,

Stoning Date Set for Man Who Said ‘You Too’ to Waiter’s ‘Enjoy Your Meal’
In response to a move that’s being called “the worst gaffe in town history” by residents of Tripping Falls, a date has been set by

Tripping Falls Airbnb Listing Really Pushing the Limits of the Word ‘Rustic’
Some might call it marketing. Others might call it fraud. Tripping Falls resident Kyle Leach calls it a “rustic getaway in the Rockies.” Whatever you

One-Piece Bikini Not ‘Gaming the TikTok Algorithm’ as Well as Resident Had Hoped
The worst part of being assigned to write this feature is for sure the things that are going to be remarketed to me now because

Town ‘Hero’ Gives Up Russian Vodka in Support of Ukraine, Now Drinks Bourbon While Being a Piece of Sh*t
“I just couldn’t stand by anymore and do nothing,” said unemployed town resident Piper Newman. “Here we are as Americans in Tripping Falls, comfortable in

Tripping Falls Critters to Play Starring Role in New Casa Bonita Menu
Saving Casa Bonita Colorado mainstay Casa Bonita was purchased in late 2021 by the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Their promise